VIDEO VIEW: ABC's The River

ABC's ''found footage'' TV show, The River, premieres tonight at 9PM. Ahead of that though, here's a video teaser in which lots of people scream at stuff in a trailer clearly created to make the show appeal to ADHD-riddled idiots. It's worth noting that the earlier trailers were much more restrained - and better for it - which is hopefully closer to the tone of the actual show, so don't