FEATURE: LoEB ''Star of the Show''

Hey kids! It's time for another League of Extraordinary Bloggers assignment!

This week, Brian posed the following:



Television executives have determined that you lead an amazing life and have pegged you as the next big reality TV star. What’s the name and the premise of your show?



After giving it some thought (and deleting my original article, as it went to some very dark places) I've